One of the benefits of your cycling buddy being a shit hot newspaper editor is that you can get to be a media celebrity. That was an ironic comment by the way, but I must admit I have had not just one but two warholian 15 minutes of fame in the Paisley Daily Express. Not to mention the other stuff in that lion of the British press, the Kilmarnock Standard. Need to do something spectacular this year so I can start commanding a decent fee for my press utterings. Very appropriate as I consider myself to be a decent Fi.